The tee shot needs to have at least a 200 yard carry to get over the purple heather in front of you and down both sides of the fairway. My drive was anything but straight ... ish and landed in deep heather, having being blocked out right by my errant swing. I then had one of those Hamlet moments (popular small cigar) where a cigar would have been preferable than to try to hack out the little bugger, followed by a putt for double bogey. Great start! At least I kept the ball.Hole 2. Par 4, 407 yards long with a blind tee shot to a narrow fairway. A blind man would have made a better attempt at finding the short stuff than I did. I had another hamlet moment to get out of the heather that grows profusely on each bank forming the valley of the hole. Again, I managed to keep the ball, but thought seriously about chucking it in the bushes.Hole 3. 177 yards long. Par 3. I managed to miss the heather and the bunkers on the right. I also managed to miss the green but did hit the steep bank on. .. just a sec.”I waited a minute while he did something.“Okay, I texted Missy. She has a key and she’ll meet you at the office.”“She could drop off the key.”“Nah, the office is about halfway between you, it’s easier all around if she just meets you there.”Fifteen minutes later I walked up to his office where an annoyed-looking Missy in full warpaint-and-skimpy-outfit club clothes was waiting impatiently.She picked up a large brown envelope and held it out to me. “I’m going to be late for my date.’I glanced over her midriff top and very short skirt. “Looks like a promising date for some lucky guy. If that skirt were any shorter, it’d be a belt.”“Um, yeah. That’s kinda the point. I even got a six piece body jewelry set. So let’s get a move on so I can get my moves on.”She had the door locked and was down the stairs before I could even thank her.I trudged over to my car and got in, wondering if it even mattered or if I was using the whole thing as an excuse not to file for a bit.Tossing.
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